Friday, February 28, 2020

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Monday, February 10, 2020

Babysitting caseload

Aristotle (mumble mumble mumble)
Bozo and Happy Junior
Connor (thumb on the scale)
Frankie and Bingo (hallelujah!)
Lord of the Flies (that other wing)
Princess Pompom
Queen Bonershrinker
The Victorian Hills Bingo Horde
The White Queen (glaring emasculation fantasies)

#notallowed

Which includes prettymuch everything, these days
#ohwell

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Monday, February 3, 2020

Refrain: We're 'adults'; we send our kids to do it for us

One more time. All together, now...
#thegolflinksliesonearthemill

Sunday, February 2, 2020

Happy the Clown (Curly the Clown?)

Didn't look very happy at all
Looked very much like an asshole, in fact
Happy is from the local 'incest is best' crowd
Cuz, you know: thinking hurts...
So keep it in the family
#thinkinghurts #trytothinkclearly #happy #curly #hallelujah

Saturday, February 1, 2020

The Victorian Hills religion-based ideal (yes, they're still at it)

The traditional method, now laundered via local (and Canadian) authorities:
Prey on the credulity of 'migrants'
In this case, the 'recruits' were a 'Turkish Cypriot' family
(no way of knowing if place of origin is correct)
A 'Jamaican' family, including 'adult' kids
A 'Kurdish' family, including two pre-teens and several adult relatives
An 'Iranian' family
Pre-teens (families) from 'Eritrea', 'China', etc.
A 'Romanian' family, including at least one teen
A 'Colombian' family, including one pre-teen...
NB this will likely change when I check my notes; working from memory
Refrain: We're 'adults'; we send our kids to do it for us #thegolflinksliesonearthemill