Sunday, August 30, 2020

Hater ballet vi

Not just Creep & Jaw but toying with public health
(well beyond the July 6th enactment)
Attendants:
1 You *must* wear a face mask
2 You only have to wear a mask "if you want to"
3 Switchback: you must wear a face mask
4 Often *many* 'community' members loitering without masks and blowing hot air - er, jawing - both inside and outside*
Just another part of the ongoing campaign (see below)
Meanwhile, you can read the by-law for yourself
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/face-covering-by-law.aspx
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/resourcesGeneral/Communications/Face-covering-by-law-20-035.pdf
*think I was supposed to either mention this or 'go balistic' about it at the time #oops

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Hater ballet v

Among the goals:
Not only to paint themselves as victims of 'white privilege'
But also to encourage it:
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Mask charade encore
Attendant (Aristotle): "Mask!"
Me (puts on mask)...
Faux customer (comes in after me; no mask): "Heh, heh, heh"
Attendant: "Heh heh..."
Me (pointing after Faux leaves): "No mask?"
Attendant (faux complaining): 'He never wears a mask...(!)'
Me (leaving): "Aristotle to you too..."

NB religion is the crime of being 'too earnest'

;)

Newest 'hit'

Oh never mind ;)
Well, the funny part:
Front counter (store):
Suit having 'deep conversation' with bosses
I buy and leave
Go back in to adjust backpack
Suit (leaving on my heels): about face
#cantreadthatone ;)

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Commandments - revised v

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 diversity is limited
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else