Double guerrilla

Attendant: 'We send you the same [quality] pizza as we send everyone else'...
Er, who said otherwise? Where did that come from? ;)

Hater ballet - encore

For their stamina and virtuoso performances (international) 2017 - present
Diva C&J (ensemble)
Diva Szkokan (pas de deux)
We apologize for the glaring omission

Hater ballet

Hater x (balcony)
Hater y (laneway, with kids)
Me (sidewalk, at x, traveling x to y)
Hater x (usual subtle antagonism): cough cough
Me (sidewalk, at y): usual squeaky toy reply
Hater y (filming): silent
#haterballet
NB additionally, Victorian Hills has no fewer than eight hater ballet sudios, two of them medical, and several national (via phone)
Noteable international hater ballet stars:
Diva Bain
Diva Murray
Diva Victoria

PSA: House flies from the reeking dumpster...

Thronging on the front counter
Yes, 'that other wing', I suppose...
If that wasn't enough:
That same local 'bakery' is now exporting fruit flies...

Encore: 2020 Anti-work Award

Victorian Hills is a nominee for this year's Grinning Zone Anti-work Award
The Award signifies twenty years of commitment to the anti-work ideal
Some of the criteria are a bit harsh ("incompetence"); we'll go with "lack of imagination"
From the press release:
"Even in the toughest times our anti-work heroes renew their dedication to identifying and extinguishing 'infernal' abilities wherever they find them"

After goading his customer, Happy Junior scores a *ten point Bozo*...

Extra points, really:
Flipped out when the customer did the same to him: "stay out"(!)
#vhclowning #CJclownbrigade #classicbozo #vhclowningsaga
NB to be fair, he's being prompted
And just keeps fucking it up lol
His 'handlers' could do the humane thing (do it themselves), but cowardice reigns: Victorian Hills
Er, should I mention that he's 'black' and they're white? Would that be terribly awkward?
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