Commandments - revised ix

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
[11] "marry a rich lady"
[12] "grow a pair"
[13] be heterosexual - or else
[14] "stop wearing a hoodie"
[15] "ballet is only for girls"
[16] "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
[17] some people are "enemies"
[18] "no need to take them seriously" [health care]
[19] 'diversity' is selective/tactical
[20] 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
[21] race has a dollar value
[22] "try to think clearly"
[23] scams are "truly Canadian"
[24] be a religious person - or else
[25] thou shalt reproduce - or else
[26] we will have "no gearboxes around here"
[27] thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
[28] obey or we will "tell them what you are"
[29] 'lesbian' is the new cocksucker
[30] medicine is a branch of politics
(and there's more! stick around...)

Fluid and crystallized intelligence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_and_crystallized_intelligence

[1] Landlord (to all tenants): 'please be considerate of others for noise'
[2] Me: they're making noise again (24th email; across three years now)
[3] Landlord (previously sent emails to noisy tenants): 'I don't know what you want me to do about it' - 'I can't figure this out'
[5] Tenants: we can't figure it out, either [1]