You may choose freely from our list of approved commitments

We've sabotaged all the others
#choosefreely

Where race has a dollar value

"Try to think clearly"
Addendum: currently about two twenty-five a day, apparently...

"A truly Canadian business" (local authorities) ii

Attendants: "government regulations"

Receipts are spotty (wasn't meant to be a 'sting')...
Thanks partly to those same 'local authorities' for the comparison (second column), who advised me to simply 'go to another store'...
This is (partly) for the girls on the corner, who (again) those same 'local authorities' believe bought 'too many cartons' at the local 'reservation'...

Victorian Hills: zeitgeist

"What are you, GAY?"

Moving goalposts

Well, if we can't get him to be heterosexual, we'll at least pretend we were supportive all along - just forget that part about screening out homosexuals #coughcough

"A truly Canadian business" (local authorities)

Attendants: "try to think clearly"
Week 1
Brand x available
Brand y available
Brand z available
Week 2
Brand x available
Brand y "they stopped making them"
Brand z available
Week 3
Brand x "they stopped making them"
Brand y "they stopped making them"
Brand z "they stopped making them"
Week 4
Brand x "they started making them again"
Brand y "they stopped making them"
Brand z available
Week 5
Brand x available
Brand y "they stopped making them"
Brand z "they stopped making them"

Confirmed:

Victorian Hills is the domain of a uh, certain religion
At least in this part of the country, 'diversity' is window dressing indeed

Exercise ii

Him: I can't do that, I'm so poorly coordinated
Me: which means you'll miss more often; which means you'll be running after the ball more often; which means even *more* exercise - where's the problem in that?
#socialtemplates

Oh... I should 'ping' once in a while

(More) faux concern incoming from various directions...

Old hat

Him: "In the Koran, women are gold"
Me: Er, have you even *read* the Koran...!?
Him: [no reply]
#myfaithwillshieldmyignorance

"How the TV warmed the Siamese cat" (Freestone Wilson)

Likewise, my idea of exercise: two hours of sinking baskets from the three point line (for many weeks I did this)
Victorian Hills response: send a pack of elves to help me do it the 'right way' (which didn't last one day)
Again, the 'helper' people obcessed with 'social templates'

And flew the bunting

Window dressing overhaul under way, per inventory (Victorian Hills Commandments)
Yielding only... *new* window dressing, of course