Commandments - revised

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 diversity is limited
19 'helper elves' are invariably half clothed
20 race has a dollar value
21 "try to think clearly"

Apparently kids and religions are equally useful:

Have one so you can hide behind it

"Allow everyone to be who they want to be"

#Epicirony #isthatirony

Religion is still in play

And evidently no one really gives a damn about religion (theirs or anyone else's)
Again (always), religion is all about sex

I'm told appearance counts for nothing at all

Phew! :)

It's real cuz the (faux) packaging says so(!)

"Try to think clearly" ;)

Another price hike...

This one in response to testing a theory...
Apparently this isn't covered by "try to think clearly"...
I promise I'll try to do better... ;)
See A truly Canadian business and A truly Canadian business ii

You may choose freely from our list of approved commitments

We've sabotaged all the others
#choosefreely

Where race has a dollar value

"Try to think clearly"
Addendum: currently about two twenty-five a day, apparently...

"A truly Canadian business" (local authorities) ii

Attendants: "government regulations"

Receipts are spotty (wasn't meant to be a 'sting')...
Thanks partly to those same 'local authorities' for the comparison (second column), who advised me to simply 'go to another store'...
This is (partly) for the girls on the corner, who (again) those same 'local authorities' believe bought 'too many cartons' at the local 'reservation'...

Victorian Hills: zeitgeist

"What are you, GAY?"

Moving goalposts

Well, if we can't get him to be heterosexual, we'll at least pretend we were supportive all along - just forget that part about screening out homosexuals #coughcough