2020 anti-work award

Victorian Hills is a nominee for this year's Grinning Zone Anti-work Award
The Award signifies twenty years of commitment to the anti-work ideal
Some of the criteria are a bit harsh ("incompetence"); we'll go with "lack of imagination"
From the press release:
"Even in the toughest times our anti-work heroes renew their dedication to identifying and extinguishing 'infernal' abilities wherever they find them"

Call me slow: the mysterious disappearance of the book-sharing box (last year)

You know the one: next to the sidewalk; looks like a bird house on a post
Text: 'take a book or leave one'
Now and then I stopped to survey the contents
Not unseen, apparently
And I admit I may have 'grinned out loud' once or twice...
Suddenly, only the post was there...
NB in VH usually grinning is reserved for physical harm to another; I'm out of step?

Where we have 'talent to burn'(!)

Uh, evidently
#shrug

PSA: no mask?

And can't avoid a close encounter?
Hold your breath (unless you have a condition that would make it dangerous)
Very handy when encoutering 'that person' (yes, that one) who thinks they're the only one who uses that sidewalk/door/aisle/etc

Slum lords ii

They didn't get their way (numerous biological/chemical assaults), so they're back to spitting on the sidewalk...
Must be infuriating when people can't be intimidated...?
I'm sure they'll do better next time... #unlimitedattempts

The Victorian Hills ghetto revival

Complete with slum lords...
Is it "truly Canadian?"

Where everyone develops on schedule, and everyone declines on schedule

The local standard, evidently #shrug

Remembering Susan D, who at the time was a/the "god" of modern dance

Who in one 'private' lesson (just happened that way), lasting less than a minute, showed me a helluva lot about dance (and about a lot of things) #goddess
NB no, it wasn't sexual #sheesh #thosefilthyartistypes

Where social overhead is the major cause of x, y and z

#ontologicalimpedance

Where covert conversion therapy is a well oiled machine

Resigned lesbian: "I'm a rebel"
#VictorianHills

Call me slow: Victorian Hills Penis Police

Agent Chase: "It's got a head and everything?"
Agent Daphne: [sexual assault]
Agent anonymous [hand under the stall]: "Let me see it!"
Agent Mahari: "I'll rip off your dick and stick it up your nose!"
Agent White: [sexual assault]
Agent Kimberly: "It's not that big. I can tell..."
Agent Walker: "Let me see it"
Agent Smith: "Pound of flesh"
Agent Chand: [sexual assault]

Victorian Hills...

It's like Scientology and The Time Machine had kids