Gold rush fever ii

Prompt to start playing the lottery
(cuz all Canadians are rabid for lottery, right?)
Faux customer i: 'I've never played before...'
Attendant (Princess Pompom): 'Ra ra shish boom bah!'
Faux customer ii (mister scruffy): [lottery stuff]
Attendant ii (Aristotle): [mumble mumble mumble; screwed up his (strawman) lines]
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