Commandments - revised vi

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual - or else
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 'diversity' is limited/tactical
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else
26 we will have "no gearboxes around here"
27 thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
(and there's more! stick around...)