Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Victorian Hills: gaslighting

Now how appropriate is that...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

Victorian Hills: Now we're getting down to it...

"Evangelicals tried their level best to smear and shame any person or organization who didn’t behave or believe appropriately in order to forcibly craft a society according to their Christian values."
https://religionnews.com/2020/06/17/evangelicals-perfected-cancel-culture-now-its-coming-for-them/

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Van Terra: this week's episode: Reproductive Rights

Too bad you missed it! (again, that's the nature of the anti-work, anti-ability forces...)



Thursday, March 18, 2021

Victorian Hills 2012, a century ahead of its time

 "We've taken care of everything, the words you read, the songs you sing, the pictures that give pleasure to your eyes."

Monday, March 15, 2021

Victorian Hills roundup

Where the anti-education, anti-work, anti-ability, anti-social, anti-safety, anti-life forces rule! (religious wingnuts, of course)

Friday, March 12, 2021

Van Terra Chugs again!

One dead computer later, and we're back at it: celebrating seven years of success, in spite of the anti-work, anti-ability, anti-social forces of Victorian Hills!

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Commandments - revised x

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Letter to a Landlord

I'm sorry if you're still having trouble adjusting to local society.
The "Commandments" I provided are real life advice from real life
residents of the area.
Possibly helpful as well: the Kitchener branch of the Canadian Mental Health Association might be able to help you adjust:
https://cmhaww.ca/
I strongly suspect you are a religious person; in that case you may
find that your religious ideas (including your inflexible insistence)
are ineffective in a free society.

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Commandments - revised ix

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
[11] "marry a rich lady"
[12] "grow a pair"
[13] be heterosexual - or else
[14] "stop wearing a hoodie"
[15] "ballet is only for girls"
[16] "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
[17] some people are "enemies"
[18] "no need to take them seriously" [health care]
[19] 'diversity' is selective/tactical
[20] 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
[21] race has a dollar value
[22] "try to think clearly"
[23] scams are "truly Canadian"
[24] be a religious person - or else
[25] thou shalt reproduce - or else
[26] we will have "no gearboxes around here"
[27] thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
[28] obey or we will "tell them what you are"
[29] 'lesbian' is the new cocksucker
[30] medicine is a branch of politics
(and there's more! stick around...)

Fluid and crystallized intelligence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_and_crystallized_intelligence

[1] Landlord (to all tenants): 'please be considerate of others for noise'
[2] Me: they're making noise again (24th email; across three years now)
[3] Landlord (previously sent emails to noisy tenants): 'I don't know what you want me to do about it' - 'I can't figure this out'
[5] Tenants: we can't figure it out, either [1]

Sunday, September 27, 2020

Commandments - revised vi

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual - or else
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 'diversity' is limited/tactical
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else
26 we will have "no gearboxes around here"
27 thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
(and there's more! stick around...)

They played the homo card...

Now they want a 'fair trade': 
You stop quoting them and they'll stop assaulting you
Well we have one thing to say:
27 Thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
NB Apparently also includes our (federal) forces
Venting their homophobia...
When no one's looking, of course
Not so hot on our PM/authority figures, non?
There's some irony for you...
#buddyfucker

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

A note of triumphalism

From 'constable Nelson':
"You have to prove it" ;)
20200905

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

The #homolynch adventure continues

Like any other, but #softlysoftly
The kickoff was three punches in the face (faux 'stray hoodlums')
They thought that would be enough, and said so:
"I didn't expect to see you ('come back outside so soon')..."
Refined their methods since then, including biological/chemical assault
#lynchsoft by Victorian Hills
#softlysoftly

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Hater ballet vi

Not just Creep & Jaw but toying with public health
(well beyond the July 6th enactment)
Attendants:
1 You *must* wear a face mask
2 You only have to wear a mask "if you want to"
3 Switchback: you must wear a face mask
4 Often *many* 'community' members loitering without masks and blowing hot air - er, jawing - both inside and outside*
Just another part of the ongoing campaign (see below)
Meanwhile, you can read the by-law for yourself
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/face-covering-by-law.aspx
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/resourcesGeneral/Communications/Face-covering-by-law-20-035.pdf
*think I was supposed to either mention this or 'go balistic' about it at the time #oops

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Hater ballet v

Among the goals:
Not only to paint themselves as victims of 'white privilege'
But also to encourage it:
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Mask charade encore
Attendant (Aristotle): "Mask!"
Me (puts on mask)...
Faux customer (comes in after me; no mask): "Heh, heh, heh"
Attendant: "Heh heh..."
Me (pointing after Faux leaves): "No mask?"
Attendant (faux complaining): 'He never wears a mask...(!)'
Me (leaving): "Aristotle to you too..."

NB religion is the crime of being 'too earnest'

;)