Commandments - revised ix

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
[11] "marry a rich lady"
[12] "grow a pair"
[13] be heterosexual - or else
[14] "stop wearing a hoodie"
[15] "ballet is only for girls"
[16] "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
[17] some people are "enemies"
[18] "no need to take them seriously" [health care]
[19] 'diversity' is selective/tactical
[20] 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
[21] race has a dollar value
[22] "try to think clearly"
[23] scams are "truly Canadian"
[24] be a religious person - or else
[25] thou shalt reproduce - or else
[26] we will have "no gearboxes around here"
[27] thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
[28] obey or we will "tell them what you are"
[29] 'lesbian' is the new cocksucker
[30] medicine is a branch of politics
(and there's more! stick around...)

Fluid and crystallized intelligence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_and_crystallized_intelligence

[1] Landlord (to all tenants): 'please be considerate of others for noise'
[2] Me: they're making noise again (24th email; across three years now)
[3] Landlord (previously sent emails to noisy tenants): 'I don't know what you want me to do about it' - 'I can't figure this out'
[5] Tenants: we can't figure it out, either [1]

Commandments - revised vi

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual - or else
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 'diversity' is limited/tactical
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else
26 we will have "no gearboxes around here"
27 thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
(and there's more! stick around...)

They played the homo card...

Now they want a 'fair trade': 
You stop quoting them and they'll stop assaulting you
Well we have one thing to say:
27 Thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
NB Apparently also includes our (federal) forces
Venting their homophobia...
When no one's looking, of course
Not so hot on our PM/authority figures, non?
There's some irony for you...
#buddyfucker

In 'my' religion...

;)

A note of triumphalism

From 'constable Nelson':
"You have to prove it" ;)
20200905

The #homolynch adventure continues

Like any other, but #softlysoftly
The kickoff was three punches in the face (faux 'stray hoodlums')
They thought that would be enough, and said so:
"I didn't expect to see you ('come back outside so soon')..."
Refined their methods since then, including biological/chemical assault
#lynchsoft by Victorian Hills
#softlysoftly

Hater ballet vi

Not just Creep & Jaw but toying with public health
(well beyond the July 6th enactment)
Attendants:
1 You *must* wear a face mask
2 You only have to wear a mask "if you want to"
3 Switchback: you must wear a face mask
4 Often *many* 'community' members loitering without masks and blowing hot air - er, jawing - both inside and outside*
Just another part of the ongoing campaign (see below)
Meanwhile, you can read the by-law for yourself
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/face-covering-by-law.aspx
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/resourcesGeneral/Communications/Face-covering-by-law-20-035.pdf
*think I was supposed to either mention this or 'go balistic' about it at the time #oops

Hater ballet v

Among the goals:
Not only to paint themselves as victims of 'white privilege'
But also to encourage it:
--------------------------------------------
200814
Mask charade encore
Attendant (Aristotle): "Mask!"
Me (puts on mask)...
Faux customer (comes in after me; no mask): "Heh, heh, heh"
Attendant: "Heh heh..."
Me (pointing after Faux leaves): "No mask?"
Attendant (faux complaining): 'He never wears a mask...(!)'
Me (leaving): "Aristotle to you too..."

NB religion is the crime of being 'too earnest'

;)

Newest 'hit'

Oh never mind ;)
Well, the funny part:
Front counter (store):
Suit having 'deep conversation' with bosses
I buy and leave
Go back in to adjust backpack
Suit (leaving on my heels): about face
#cantreadthatone ;)

Commandments - revised v

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 diversity is limited
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else