Commandments - revised vi

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual - or else
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 'diversity' is limited/tactical
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else
26 we will have "no gearboxes around here"
27 thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
(and there's more! stick around...)

They played the homo card...

Now they want a 'fair trade': 
You stop quoting them and they'll stop assaulting you
Well we have one thing to say:
27 Thou shalt covet "those extra-dark nipples"
NB Apparently also includes our (federal) forces
Venting their homophobia...
When no one's looking, of course
Not so hot on our PM/authority figures, non?
There's some irony for you...
#buddyfucker

In 'my' religion...

;)

A note of triumphalism

From 'constable Nelson':
"You have to prove it" ;)
20200905

The #homolynch adventure continues

Like any other, but #softlysoftly
The kickoff was three punches in the face (faux 'stray hoodlums')
They thought that would be enough, and said so:
"I didn't expect to see you ('come back outside so soon')..."
Refined their methods since then, including biological/chemical assault
#lynchsoft by Victorian Hills
#softlysoftly

Hater ballet vi

Not just Creep & Jaw but toying with public health
(well beyond the July 6th enactment)
Attendants:
1 You *must* wear a face mask
2 You only have to wear a mask "if you want to"
3 Switchback: you must wear a face mask
4 Often *many* 'community' members loitering without masks and blowing hot air - er, jawing - both inside and outside*
Just another part of the ongoing campaign (see below)
Meanwhile, you can read the by-law for yourself
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/face-covering-by-law.aspx
https://www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/resourcesGeneral/Communications/Face-covering-by-law-20-035.pdf
*think I was supposed to either mention this or 'go balistic' about it at the time #oops

Hater ballet v

Among the goals:
Not only to paint themselves as victims of 'white privilege'
But also to encourage it:
--------------------------------------------
200814
Mask charade encore
Attendant (Aristotle): "Mask!"
Me (puts on mask)...
Faux customer (comes in after me; no mask): "Heh, heh, heh"
Attendant: "Heh heh..."
Me (pointing after Faux leaves): "No mask?"
Attendant (faux complaining): 'He never wears a mask...(!)'
Me (leaving): "Aristotle to you too..."

NB religion is the crime of being 'too earnest'

;)

Newest 'hit'

Oh never mind ;)
Well, the funny part:
Front counter (store):
Suit having 'deep conversation' with bosses
I buy and leave
Go back in to adjust backpack
Suit (leaving on my heels): about face
#cantreadthatone ;)

Commandments - revised v

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives, including doctors and law enforcement)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 "no need take them seriously" [health care]
19 diversity is limited
20 'helper elves' are invaribly half clothed
21 race has a dollar value
22 "try to think clearly"
23 scams are "truly Canadian"
24 be a religious person - or else
25 thou shalt reproduce - or else

Use a female

A hundred years later and still their best advice to homosexuals:
Use a female as a human shield, ie. as a tool
Not exactly in line with women's rights? ;)

Hater ballet iv

After all that, after *strategically* sending out their kids to play (frisbee, soccer...), just so they could then say 'I don't want him near my kids'(!)...
This is definitive Hater Ballet?
And likewise we agree that anyone using their "granddaughter" as a human shield is kinda pathetic #shrug